Rugby the Cat...Queen of the House

Hello…my name is Rugby. I bleong to the human known as Peter Guethlein. He's ok as far as humans go, but I'm not sure about that Li chick yet. She gives better tuna than he does, but he gives a better stomach-rub.

Rugby, Age 1

This is me when I was young. Look at that fur…so sleek. Ahhh, the good 'ol days. I'm almost 15 now. You'd think I would get extra tuna or a mouse occasionally, but these days I'm lucky if they remember to give me milk in the morning! Sheesh!

Rugby lazing arund in front of the fire.

At least they still remember to make me a nice fire in the evening. I mean, after a long day of growling at Chartles, that puffball from next door, and keeping those birds in line at the feeder I need my rest. A cat is nothing without at least 17 hours of sleep a day. Then there are at least three for grooming, and two for pestering my humans for treats. It's a hard life you know….

The Guethlein Men

Now these guys know how to treat a cat. The Guethlein men are awesome. They go out and catch fresh tuna and flake it just right into the bowl. Mmmmmmm.

Rugby in her Favorite Bag

This bag was fresh from the market…can you smell it? The tuna…the chicken…the cat treats…. Ahhhhh. I could sleep in her all day. 5 stars….

Li's Pink Blanket

Shhhhhh. Wanna know a secret? This is why I like that Li woman. She brought this blanket. It's perfect! I sleep on it and under it all the time. They try to trick me by moving it from couch to chair, and downstairs to upstairs. Yeah right. Like that is gonna work! Get real Humans!

Charlie the TunaSay hey to my bud Charlie, here. He's a real cats tuna. He knows his place. He wants to get in that can and be my nights treat. He's not stupid like that Mermaid chick who's in the sea looking for chicken. And have you seen that bumble bee lately? I don't need to get a stinger in my tongue, thanks. But Charlie is perfect. I'll miss him after I eat him, but a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do….

That's all for now, but I'll be sure to talk to you again soon. If you feel so inclined, drop me a note. But for now, I'm off to take another nap….

E-mail Rugby! Copyright, 1997. Rugby "Fluffball" Guethlein. Last updated July 23, 1997.

Copyright 1997. Last updated January 13, 1997.

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